“Born Before The Internet, Still Alive”

Show your pride as a digital survivor with this perfectly irreverent design that celebrates living through the stone age of technology. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vintage typewriter-style typography with distressed texture • Bold black lettering with eye-catching yellow highlight • Perfect conversation starter for any Boomer who remembers life before smartphones • Proudly printed in the USA with fade-resistant inks • Machine washable - because we're old but not helpless