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I SURVIVED MONDAY, JUNE 8, 2026 - tshirt

“I SURVIVED MONDAY, JUNE 8, 2026”

$34.99

YOUR GENERATION'S COMEBACK IS MY GENERATION'S RIP - tshirt

“YOUR GENERATION'S COMEBACK IS MY GENERATION'S RIP”

$34.99

I REMEMBER WHEN MONDAY MEANT WORK, NOT ZOOM - tshirt

“I REMEMBER WHEN MONDAY MEANT WORK, NOT ZOOM”

$34.99

MY RETIREMENT PLAN: LOUD MUSIC, COLD BEER, AND ZERO ZOOM. - tshirt

“MY RETIREMENT PLAN: LOUD MUSIC, COLD BEER, AND ZERO ZOOM.”

$34.99

I CAME HERE TO NAP AND GRILL, AND I'M ALL OUT OF NAP. - tshirt

“I CAME HERE TO NAP AND GRILL, AND I'M ALL OUT OF NAP.”

$34.99

YOUR LIKES DON'T MATTER. MY GRILL DOES. - tshirt

“YOUR LIKES DON'T MATTER. MY GRILL DOES.”

$34.99

I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF 2026 WITHOUT A SELFIE STICK. - tshirt

“I SURVIVED THE SUMMER OF 2026 WITHOUT A SELFIE STICK.”

$34.99

NO ZOOM, NO PROBLEM. MY BACK PORCH IS MY BOARDROOM. - tshirt

“NO ZOOM, NO PROBLEM. MY BACK PORCH IS MY BOARDROOM.”

$34.99

JUNE 8, 2026: THE DAY I OUTLASTED GENERATION MEH - tshirt

“JUNE 8, 2026: THE DAY I OUTLASTED GENERATION MEH”

$34.99

DAD BOD: THE ORIGINAL SUMMER BODY THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE - tshirt

“DAD BOD: THE ORIGINAL SUMMER BODY THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE”

$34.99

I REMEMBER WHEN THE INTERNET WAS A NOVELTY, NOT A NECESSITY - tshirt

“I REMEMBER WHEN THE INTERNET WAS A NOVELTY, NOT A NECESSITY”

$34.99

SUMMER OF 2026: FOMO FREE SINCE JUNE 7 - tshirt

“SUMMER OF 2026: FOMO FREE SINCE JUNE 7”

$34.99

YOUR AI THINKS IT KNOWS ME. I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN IT LEARNED. - tshirt

“YOUR AI THINKS IT KNOWS ME. I'VE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN IT LEARNED.”

$34.99

RETIRED: MY FULL-TIME JOB IS NOW NOT GIVING A DAMN - tshirt

“RETIRED: MY FULL-TIME JOB IS NOW NOT GIVING A DAMN”

$34.99

I SURVIVED THE 70S. YOUR WOES ARE NOTHING. - tshirt

“I SURVIVED THE 70S. YOUR WOES ARE NOTHING.”

$34.99

NO FITBIT NEEDED. I KNOW WHEN I'M TIRED. - tshirt

“NO FITBIT NEEDED. I KNOW WHEN I'M TIRED.”

$29.99

GRILL OR BE GRILLED - tshirt

“GRILL OR BE GRILLED”

$34.99

YOUR ZOOM CALL IS NO MATCH FOR MY NAP - tshirt

“YOUR ZOOM CALL IS NO MATCH FOR MY NAP”

$32.99

I CAME, I SAW, I NAPPED - tshirt

“I CAME, I SAW, I NAPPED”

$34.99

I SURVIVED JUNE 7, 2026 - tshirt

“I SURVIVED JUNE 7, 2026”

$34.99

YOUR GUT FEELING IS JUST A GLITCH - tshirt

“YOUR GUT FEELING IS JUST A GLITCH”

$34.99

I REMEMBER WHEN SUNDAY MEANT NEWSPAPERS, NOT NOTIFICATIONS - tshirt

“I REMEMBER WHEN SUNDAY MEANT NEWSPAPERS, NOT NOTIFICATIONS”

$34.99

I'M NOT NAPPING, I'M RECYCLING ENERGY - tshirt

“I'M NOT NAPPING, I'M RECYCLING ENERGY”

$34.99

MY GENERATION WENT TO THE MOON. YOURS CAN'T FIND THE OFF BUTTON. - tshirt

“MY GENERATION WENT TO THE MOON. YOURS CAN'T FIND THE OFF BUTTON.”

$34.99

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