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“Born Before The Internet, Still Alive”
$34.99
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Show your pride as a digital survivor with this perfectly irreverent design that celebrates living through the stone age of technology. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vintage typewriter-style typography with distressed texture • Bold black lettering with eye-catching yellow highlight • Perfect conversation starter for any Boomer who remembers life before smartphones • Proudly printed in the USA with fade-resistant inks • Machine washable - because we're old but not helpless
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
