“Built To Last, Unlike Your Phone”

Remember when things were built to survive a nuclear blast? This design celebrates the indestructible engineering of yesteryear versus today's fragile tech. Perfect for boomers who dropped their rotary phone once in 40 years but crack their smartphone looking at it wrong. • Premium quality cotton blend construction • Vibrant, long-lasting metallic-inspired print • Pre-shrunk fabric for perfect fit • Machine washable (unlike your phone after you drop it) • Designed and printed in the USA