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“Cash, Cards, or Get the Fuck Out”
$34.99
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Channel your inner small business owner with this bold, no-BS statement piece that tells it like it is. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort and durability • Bold black and red color scheme that demands attention • Business sign aesthetic that boomers will instantly recognize • Perfect conversation starter for those who don't tolerate nonsense • Machine washable with fade-resistant inks • Available in multiple sizes for the perfect fit
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



