“Cash Only, Asshole”

For the Boomers who remember when cash ruled and card readers were science fiction. This bold statement piece says what you're thinking when some millennial tries to Venmo you for coffee. • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort • Bold, high-contrast design that won't fade • Professionally screen printed for durability • Perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender) • Available in multiple sizes for all proud Boomers • Machine washable - unlike your patience for digital payments