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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“Caution: May Contain Traces of Sarcasm and Wisdom”
$34.99
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• Bold retro caution tape design in classic yellow and black • Distressed red typography for maximum impact • Torn edge details add authentic rugged character • High-contrast, print-ready artwork • Premium quality heavyweight cotton (tees/hoodies) • Design holds up perfectly through wash cycles • Centered placement works front or back • Available on multiple apparel styles
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This is the warning label Boomers have been waiting for. The "Caution: May Contain Traces of Sarcasm and Wisdom" design strips away pretense with a nostalgic retro caution tape aesthetic that screams authenticity. Bold red letters on contrasting tape banners make a statement that's impossible to miss—because frankly, who has time for subtlety? Perfect for the unapologetic Boomer who's earned the right to speak their mind. The distressed edges add character and attitude, making this design feel less like corporate merchandise and more like a badge of honor. Whether you're grilling, visiting grandkids, or just existing in a world that doesn't get you, this tee says what needs saying.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
