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T-Shirt · Old-School Wisdom
“CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF WISDOM AND NAPPING”
$32.99
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• Classic yellow and black warning label design • Bold, readable typography with distressed vintage aesthetic • High-contrast printing for durability • Perfect for the boomer who's earned their nap time • Premium quality apparel featuring humorous boomer pride messaging • Available on multiple products: tees, hoodies, mugs
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This isn't just a warning label—it's a badge of honor for anyone who's mastered the art of wisdom and strategic napping. The retro caution-sign aesthetic captures that authentic boomer energy: unapologetic, seasoned, and not giving a damn what you think. The bold black-on-yellow design pops on any surface, and the distressed vintage finish gives it character that screams authenticity. Whether you're celebrating decades of hard-earned wisdom or defending your right to a solid afternoon nap, this design says it loud and clear. Perfect for the boomer who knows their worth and isn't shy about showing it.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
