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T-Shirt · Old-School Wisdom
“Caution: May Contain Traces of Wisdom and Sarcasm.”
$34.99
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• Classic yellow hazard warning label aesthetic • Bold, high-contrast black text on yellow background • Officially licensed humor — looks like an actual safety label • Perfect for the unapologetically sarcastic boomer • Premium cotton blend, comfortable fit • Durable printing that won't fade after washing • Available in multiple sizes and colors
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
This isn't a joke — it's a legitimate warning label. The kind of thing your grandkids would roll their eyes at, but secretly love. The design channels authentic hazard signage with a tongue-in-cheek twist that says everything about who you are: wise beyond measure, quick with a zinger, and absolutely unbothered by what anyone thinks. The stark yellow and black contrast ensures maximum visibility — because subtlety is for people without opinions. Whether you're wearing it to family dinner or just around town, this design announces your presence with the unmistakable authority of actual industrial signage. It's the perfect blend of dad humor and genuine swagger.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
