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Finally, a job title that reflects reality! This Chief Executive Worrier design is perfect for boomers who've mastered the art of professional anxiety. Whether you're the CEO of your household chaos or just the head of overthinking department, this is your uniform. • Premium quality fabric that's as durable as your stress levels • Fade-resistant printing that won't quit (unlike your last vacation) • Comfortable fit for long days of executive-level worrying • Perfect conversation starter at retirement parties • Machine washable because who has time for dry cleaning?
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
