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“Earned This Attitude Through Decades of Bullshit”
$34.99
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Make a statement that's impossible to ignore with this bold declaration of boomer wisdom. Perfect for those who've lived long enough to know better and aren't afraid to show it. • Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort • Bold, distressed typography that won't fade • Machine washable, keeps its edge wash after wash • Sized for real people, not mannequins • Designed by boomers, for boomers
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



