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“Expired Warranty, Still Fully Functional”
$34.99
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Show the world you're a classic model that's still running strong! This vintage-inspired warning label design is perfect for any boomer who's experienced some wear but is far from ready for the scrap heap. • Premium 100% cotton construction • Distressed industrial aesthetic • Bold, readable typography • Comfortable, durable fit • Machine washable • Sizes S-5XL available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
