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“Fixed More Shit Before Breakfast Than You Do All Day”
$34.99
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For the boomer who's been fixing things since before YouTube tutorials existed. This vintage-inspired design celebrates the hands-on generation that actually knows how to use tools. • Premium cotton blend for durability • Vintage distressed print won't crack or fade • Classic fit that's comfortable all day • Machine washable, built to last • Perfect for the workshop, garage, or coffee shop
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
