“Fuck Your Algorithm, I Read the Newspaper”

For the Boomers who refuse to let algorithms decide what they read. This bold, irreverent design celebrates old-school media and middle-finger defiance. • Heavy-duty 100% cotton construction • Premium screen print with distressed edges for authentic grit • Newspaper-grain texture detail • Bold, blocky sans-serif typography that pops • Available on tees, hoodies, and mugs • Unisex sizing from S-3XL • Made to last through years of unapologetic living