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“Fuck Your App, I Know A Guy”
$34.99
Perfect for Boomers who've been networking since before the internet existed. This bold statement piece celebrates the power of personal connections over digital solutions. • Premium quality cotton blend for lasting comfort • Distressed grunge styling with high-impact yellow and black design • Machine washable, fade-resistant printing • Sizes S-3XL available • Proudly printed in the USA • Perfect conversation starter for the analog generation
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
