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“Fuck Your App Updates”
$54.99
Finally, someone said what we're all thinking! This bold statement piece tells the tech world exactly how we feel about their endless, pointless updates. • Premium heavyweight cotton construction • Distressed grunge design that won't crack or fade • Bold typography that's readable from across the room • Perfect conversation starter at family gatherings • Machine washable (unlike your patience for app updates)
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



