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Fuck Your App Updates

$54.99

Finally, someone said what we're all thinking! This bold statement piece tells the tech world exactly how we feel about their endless, pointless updates. • Premium heavyweight cotton construction • Distressed grunge design that won't crack or fade • Bold typography that's readable from across the room • Perfect conversation starter at family gatherings • Machine washable (unlike your patience for app updates)

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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