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“Fuck Your Avocado Toast, I Own Property”
$34.99
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Tell those avocado toast-eating millennials what real success looks like with this bold statement piece. Perfect for Boomers who built wealth through actual assets, not brunch food. • Premium cotton blend construction • Vibrant, fade-resistant screen printing • Pre-shrunk for perfect fit • Machine washable, built to last • Unapologetically Boomer attitude
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
