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Fuck Your Contactless Payment

$24.99

Make your stance crystal clear with this bold anti-digital payment statement. Perfect for Boomers who refuse to tap, swipe, or wave their way through checkout. • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and durability • Distressed typography with authentic grunge texture • Bold red and black color scheme that demands attention • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit wash after wash • Ribbed collar holds its shape • Perfect conversation starter for fellow cash advocates

Adjustable Dad Hat Style

Buckle strap, one size fits most.

Embroidered Design

High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.

Printed in the USA

Supporting local craftsmen.

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