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Fuck Your Contactless Payment

$34.99

Make your stance crystal clear with this bold anti-digital payment statement. Perfect for Boomers who refuse to tap, swipe, or wave their way through checkout. • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and durability • Distressed typography with authentic grunge texture • Bold red and black color scheme that demands attention • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit wash after wash • Ribbed collar holds its shape • Perfect conversation starter for fellow cash advocates

100% Heavyweight American Cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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