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White“Fuck Your Cryptocurrency”
$24.99
Tell the crypto bros exactly what you think with this bold statement piece. Perfect for boomers who believe in real money, not digital fairy dust. • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort and durability • Vibrant red and black distressed print that won't fade • Rebellious grunge styling with rough, weathered edges • Crossed-out Bitcoin symbol drives the message home • Machine washable, built to last through countless wears
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.



