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“Fuck Your Cryptocurrency, I Have Pocket Change”
$34.99
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Show the crypto kids what real money looks like with this unapologetically boomer design. Features authentic vintage coins and bills with bold, in-your-face typography that says exactly what every practical boomer is thinking. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Detailed vintage coin and bill illustrations • Perfect conversation starter at family gatherings • Machine washable, boomer-proof durability
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



