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“Fuck Your Detox, I'm Vintage”
$34.99
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For boomers who know that the best detox is a good bourbon. This vintage-inspired design combines sophisticated whiskey imagery with unapologetic attitude. • Premium quality cotton blend construction • Rich burgundy and gold distressed typography • Detailed whiskey bottle and glass illustration • Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit • Machine washable, fade-resistant inks • Perfect for the boomer who chooses whiskey over wellness trends
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
