“Fuck Your Efficiency, I'm Retired”

Tell the world exactly how you feel about their hustle culture with this perfectly rebellious retirement statement. Features a relaxed, hand-brushed typography design in vacation-ready turquoise and sunset orange that screams 'I've earned this pace.' • Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant inks • Pre-shrunk for perfect fit • Reinforced seams for durability • Machine washable • Perfect conversation starter at the golf course or grocery store