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“Fuck Your Emoji, I Have Facial Expressions”
$34.99
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Tell the digital world exactly what you think with this unapologetically bold statement piece. Perfect for boomers who refuse to communicate in tiny pictures when real facial expressions say it all. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold, high-contrast design that won't fade • Professionally screen printed for long-lasting wear • Available in multiple sizes • Machine washable, retains shape and color • Perfect conversation starter for the digitally defiant
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



