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“Fuck Your Food Truck, I Cook Real Food”
$34.99
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Show those millennial food truck hipsters what REAL cooking looks like with this badass vintage-inspired design. • Premium quality apparel that won't fade or crack • Bold distressed typography that demands attention • Hand-drawn cast iron skillet illustration • Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear • Perfect for BBQs, kitchens, and shutting down food snobs • Designed by Boomers, for Boomers who aren't backing down
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



