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“Fuck Your Influencer, I Influence Dinner”
$34.99
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Tell those wannabe social media stars where real influence happens - around the dinner table! This bold design celebrates boomers who've been influencing families with home-cooked meals long before hashtags existed. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vibrant red and classic black bold typography • Clean fork and knife accent graphics • Perfect conversation starter for any gathering • Machine washable, won't fade or crack • Sizes S-5XL available
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



