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“Fuck Your Life Hack, I Have Life Skills”
$34.99
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Tell the life hack generation where they can shove their shortcuts with this bold statement piece. Perfect for Boomers who learned by doing, not by watching TikTok videos. • Premium heavyweight cotton construction • Distressed vintage design that won't crack or fade • Bold industrial typography for maximum impact • Machine washable - built to last like your generation • Sizing runs true - we know how clothes should actually fit
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
