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“Fuck Your Participation Trophy, I Earned This Beer”
$34.99
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For boomers who worked their asses off and aren't apologizing for enjoying the rewards. This design tells the participation trophy generation exactly where they can stick their safe spaces. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort • Bold, fade-resistant printing that won't crack or peel • Reinforced seams built to last like boomer values • Perfect for BBQs, bars, and triggering millennials • Machine washable - unlike today's sensitive generation
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



