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“Fuck Your QR Code, I'll Talk to a Human”
$34.99
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Tell the digital world exactly what you think with this bold statement piece. Perfect for boomers who refuse to scan their way through life and demand real human service. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold, eye-catching design with high-contrast colors • Machine washable, colors won't fade • Unisex sizing for the perfect fit • Made for rebels who still believe in face-to-face conversation
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



