“Fuck Your Self-Care, I Have Beer”

For boomers who know that sometimes the best self-care comes in a bottle with a twist-off cap. This premium design features beautiful vintage-inspired artwork with hops, barley, and a perfectly frosty beer bottle. • Premium quality cotton blend for ultimate comfort • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Pre-shrunk fabric maintains fit after washing • Double-stitched seams for durability • Perfect conversation starter at any gathering • Unapologetically honest about priorities