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White“Fuck Your Self-Checkout”
$24.99
Fed up with scanning your own damn groceries? This bold design tells the world exactly how you feel about corporate automation replacing real jobs. Perfect for boomers who remember when customer service actually meant something. • Premium 100% cotton construction • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing • Comfortable fit for everyday rebellion • Machine washable (unlike those broken self-checkout screens) • Available in multiple sizes • Designed to spark conversations and nods of agreement
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.
