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“Fuck Your Smart Car, I Drive Wisdom”
$34.99
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Tell those eco-warriors what REAL driving is all about with this badass muscle car design. Perfect for Boomers who remember when cars had balls and wisdom came with experience. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold metallic-effect typography that commands attention • Vintage muscle car artwork that screams classic American power • Machine washable, colors won't fade • Sizes S-5XL available • Made for Boomers who don't apologize for their ride
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
