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“Fuck Your Smart Car, Mine Has Character”
$34.99
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Show those smart car drivers what REAL character looks like with this badass classic muscle car design. Perfect for any boomer who knows that horsepower beats hybrid power every damn time. • Premium quality cotton blend construction • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing that lasts • Classic fit that doesn't shrink like your patience • Machine washable because ain't nobody got time for dry cleaning • Designed by boomers, for boomers who refuse to go quietly
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
