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White“Fuck Your Smart Everything”
$24.99
Ready to short-circuit the smart home revolution? This electrifying design says what every Boomer thinks about the gadget obsession. • Premium ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort • Bold electric crack effects that pop on any color • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Perfect conversation starter for the anti-tech crowd • Machine washable, unlike your smart washing machine
Adjustable Dad Hat Style
Buckle strap, one size fits most.
Embroidered Design
High-quality embroidery that lasts for years.
Printed in the USA
Supporting local craftsmen.
