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“Fuck Your Smart Everything”
$34.99
Ready to short-circuit the smart home revolution? This electrifying design says what every Boomer thinks about the gadget obsession. • Premium ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort • Bold electric crack effects that pop on any color • Durable screen printing that won't fade or crack • Perfect conversation starter for the anti-tech crowd • Machine washable, unlike your smart washing machine
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
