“Fuck Your Smart Home”

Tell Big Tech where to stick their surveillance gadgets with this unapologetically bold statement piece. Features aggressive typography and crossed-out smart devices that perfectly captures the boomer spirit of 'I don't need your damn robots.' • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vibrant red and black screen-printed design • Distressed styling that gets better with age • Machine washable, won't crack or fade • Sizes S-3XL available • Made for boomers who remember when houses weren't creepy spy networks