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“Fuck Your Smart Home, Mine Just Works”
$34.99
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Tell the tech world exactly what you think with this unapologetic boomer statement piece. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold, eye-catching typography that makes your point clear • Machine washable, fade-resistant printing • Perfect conversation starter for the proudly analog • Available in multiple sizes for maximum attitude display
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
