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“Fuck Your Smart Home, Mine's Genius”
$34.99
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Tell the world where real genius lives with this unapologetically bold statement piece. Perfect for boomers who know that true intelligence doesn't need an app or WiFi connection. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Bold, eye-catching design with red accent lettering • Classic house illustration celebrates traditional living • Machine washable, fade-resistant printing • Sized for comfortable, relaxed fit • Perfect conversation starter for family gatherings
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
