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“Fuck Your Subscription, I Own Things”
$34.99
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Tell the subscription economy where to shove it with this bold statement piece that celebrates actual ownership. • Premium heavyweight cotton construction • Vintage-inspired deed of ownership design elements • Bold, readable typography that won't fade • Machine washable, built to last like everything boomers actually own • Perfect conversation starter for triggering millennials
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



