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T-Shirt · Proud Boomer

Fuck Your Subscription, I Own Things

$34.99

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Tell the subscription economy where to shove it with this bold statement piece that celebrates actual ownership. • Premium heavyweight cotton construction • Vintage-inspired deed of ownership design elements • Bold, readable typography that won't fade • Machine washable, built to last like everything boomers actually own • Perfect conversation starter for triggering millennials

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

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Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?
Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?
If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?
Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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