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“Fuck Your Vision Board, I Have Bifocals”
$34.99
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Tell the world exactly what you think of their motivational BS with this unapologetically honest boomer statement piece. Because while millennials are manifesting their dreams, you're busy seeing reality clearly through your bifocals. • Premium quality cotton blend for all-day comfort • Bold, readable typography that makes a statement • Durable print that won't crack or fade • Perfect conversation starter for any occasion • Sizes S-3XL available • Machine washable - because ain't nobody got time for dry cleaning
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



