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“Fuck Your Wellness App, I Have Retirement”
$34.99
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For boomers who know the real secret to wellness: retirement! This design perfectly captures the middle finger to modern wellness culture while celebrating the ultimate life achievement. • Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort • Vibrant, long-lasting print quality • Perfect conversation starter • Designed by boomers, for boomers • Machine washable, attitude permanent
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
