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“Fuck Your Wellness Journey, I'm Already There”
$34.99
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For boomers who've had enough of everyone else's 'wellness journey' because you've already figured life out. This hilariously sarcastic design combines bold red typography with ironic zen elements for the perfect anti-trendy statement. • Premium 100% cotton construction • Vibrant, fade-resistant printing • Comfortable, relaxed fit • Machine washable • Perfect conversation starter • Designed for boomers who aren't afraid to speak their mind
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
