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T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered
“Fuck Your Wellness Journey, I'm On a Snack Quest”
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Join the resistance against wellness culture with this epic treasure map design! Perfect for boomers who know that life's too short for quinoa when there are cookies to be conquered. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort during snack raids • Vibrant, detailed print that won't crack or fade • Adventure-themed design with compass and treasure chest details • Professionally screen-printed for durability • Sizes S-5XL available • Machine washable (unlike your wellness guru's advice)
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
