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“Fuck Your Wellness Journey, I'm On a Snack Quest”
$34.99
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Join the resistance against wellness culture with this epic treasure map design! Perfect for boomers who know that life's too short for quinoa when there are cookies to be conquered. • Premium quality cotton blend for maximum comfort during snack raids • Vibrant, detailed print that won't crack or fade • Adventure-themed design with compass and treasure chest details • Professionally screen-printed for durability • Sizes S-5XL available • Machine washable (unlike your wellness guru's advice)
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
