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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“GEN Z: PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO WORK FACEBOOK”
$34.99
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• High-quality 100% cotton preshrunk t-shirt • Neon green and black premium ink print • Vibrant, distressed hand-drawn lettering • Detailed boomer character illustration • Durable printing resists fading and cracking • True-to-size fit with comfortable weight • Perfect gift for tech-resistant boomers • Bold generational humor that lands every time
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Look, Gen Z can ask all they want, but Facebook is staying right where it is. This design captures the pure frustration of boomers everywhere who've already mastered Messenger and aren't about to learn whatever TikTok nonsense comes next. The illustrated boomer staring confused at his smartphone says it all—complete bewilderment mixed with stubborn refusal to adapt. Neon green text pops against the dramatic black background, making the message impossible to miss. It's funny, it's relatable, and it's absolutely perfect for wearing to Thanksgiving dinner when someone inevitably asks why you're not on Instagram.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
