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“Goddamn Right I'm Old”
$34.99
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For the Boomer who's earned every gray hair and doesn't give a damn who knows it. This vintage-inspired design combines classic whiskey imagery with our signature bold attitude. • Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort • Durable screen printing that won't crack or fade • Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent fit • Vintage distressed design with aged paper texture • Perfect conversation starter at any gathering • Machine washable for easy care
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.



