“I Don't Have a Short Attention Span, You Just Bore Me”

Ready to call out boring people everywhere? This brutally honest design lets everyone know that the problem isn't your attention span - it's their lack of anything interesting to say. • Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort • Bold, eye-catching typography that demands attention • Distressed text effect adds authentic edge • Machine washable, won't fade or crack • Perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender) • Unapologetically boomer and proud of it