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“I Don't Have Alexa, I Have a Wife”
$34.99
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For the boomer who knows the original voice assistant never needed WiFi or software updates. This vintage-styled design celebrates the classic boomer marriage dynamic with bold, distressed typography that screams confidence. • Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability • Weathered navy blue text with authentic grunge texture • Machine washable, fade-resistant printing • Sizes S-3XL available • Perfect conversation starter at family gatherings
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
