How is this printed and shipped?

Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.

What's the return policy?

If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.

How do the sizes run?

Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

1. Pick a color — White

2. Pick your size

3. How many?

Made to order in 2-5 business days. Wrong size or a printing problem? We'll make it right within 30 days.

T-Shirt · Grumpy & Unfiltered

“I Don't Have an ETA. I Have a DNF. (Did Not Finish Your List)”

$34.99

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• Premium cotton blend tee with distressed, hand-drawn typography • Red and black bold text on clean white background • High-contrast design for excellent visibility and print durability • Comfortable fit, true to size • Perfect for boomers who proudly embrace their chaotic to-do lists • Unisex sizing available

100% heavyweight American cotton

Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.

Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit

Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.

Printed in the USA

Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.

About this design

Let's be real—nobody's finishing that list, and that's okay. This BoomerProud tee celebrates the beautiful chaos of never quite getting through your to-dos. With bold red and black distressed lettering and a cheeky DNF (Did Not Finish) vibe, it's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who's ever blown off a honey-do list. The struck-through checkbox and ETA are pure genius—a visual nod to the epic battle between expectation and reality. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and own your unfinished business.

Frequently asked questions

How is this printed and shipped?: Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
What's the return policy?: If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
How do the sizes run?: Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.

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