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“I Don't Have Trust Issues, I Have Pattern Recognition”
$34.99
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Perfect for Boomers who've seen it all before and aren't afraid to call it out. This witty design celebrates the wisdom that comes with experience. • Premium quality cotton blend for comfort and durability • Vibrant orange and charcoal gray design that won't fade • Modern typography with subtle geometric accents • Machine washable, pre-shrunk fabric • Available in multiple sizes • Designed and printed in the USA
100% Heavyweight American Cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
