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T-Shirt · Anti-Tech & Analog Life
“I Don't Need a 'Digital Detox.' I Need a Physical Distancing from Your Generation.”
$34.99
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• Premium 100% cotton jersey knit • Bold, distressed red sans-serif typography • White background with high-contrast design • Comfortable unisex fit • Machine washable, fade-resistant print • Perfect for boomers who refuse to apologize • Anti-tech humor that lands every time
100% heavyweight American cotton
Thick, durable, and built to last. No flimsy fabrics here.
Pre-shrunk for a perfect fit
Wash it, dry it, wear it. Fits like a glove from day one.
Printed in the USA
Quality controlled right here at home. Supporting local craftsmen.
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About this design
Look, you don't need some trendy "digital detox" retreat when the real problem is simple: too much time with people younger than you. This design cuts through the wellness nonsense with the sharp, unfiltered humor boomers actually appreciate. The crossed-out phrase hits just right—sarcastic, a little mean-spirited, and absolutely hilarious. The bold red typography on clean white demands attention, whether you're wearing it to the grocery store or family dinner. This isn't about apologies or political correctness. It's about saying what everyone's thinking: sometimes physical distance is the best medicine.
Frequently asked questions
- How is this printed and shipped?
- Every BoomerProud item is printed to order through our US-based fulfillment partner. Production takes 2-5 business days, then it ships straight to you — nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing goes to waste.
- What's the return policy?
- If something arrives wrong or damaged, we'll make it right within 30 days. Because items are made to order we can't accept change-of-mind returns once production starts, so double-check your size.
- How do the sizes run?
- Our tees and hoodies are classic unisex fits on heavyweight cotton. If you're between sizes or want a roomier fit, size up.
